THE MAKING OF

PART 3 - Introducing SARAH MASTERS!

SARAH MASTERS. 

FAVORITE TV SHOWS:  The Bachelor (I'm ashamed to say),
re-runs of the Golden Girls, Friends, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment.

HOBBIES:  Yoga, meditation, karaoke, swimming, writing, reading stupid self help and/or Harry Potter books.

SOME PAST THEATRICAL PRODUCTIONS:  Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack, Shannen Doherty Shoots a Porno,
Shakespeare's Measure for Measure, Congreve's Way of
the World.  *May want to say something here about my
versatility. Obviously I've been in aaaalll kinds of different shows.

EDUCATION:  Graduated with honors from U of Michigan
with a degree in psychology, studied theater at Vassar for a summer.

Although Sarah enjoys "romance", prefers to make love to someone's mind.

MOST IMPORTANT THINGS:  Family, friends, self improvement, killing Mike Flores. Except the line is too long!

FAVORITE CLICHE PHRASE:  Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching.

PET PEEVES:  Arrogance, cheap people, lying, infidelity, loud chewing, gum popping.

THINGS I ALWAYS HAVE ON HAND:  Coffee, nicotine gum,
tanning cream, strawberry yogurt Zone bars, multivitamins.

FAVORITE ACTOR:  Jim Carey.

CELEBRITIES I'D LIKE TO DATE:  Andrew Firestone, Chris
Judd!!!

FAVORITE CARTOON:  Beavis & Butthead.

INSPIRATIONAL PEOPLE:  Madonna, Sharon Osbourne.

I ASPIRE TO BE ABC'S NEXT BACHELORETTE... 25 men all
fighting for me, hmmmmmmm.

If I had a lot of money I'd rescue as many homeless/abused animals as possible.

If I could have any addiction and get away with it...
VICODIN!!!

FAVORITE DRINKS:  Miller Lite, Merry's white chocolate liqueur (mmmmmmm). 

I strongly believe that every human being should be required by law to wait tables for 3 months of their life.

My name is Michael Flores. I wrote and directed this show. Since 1992 I have directed and mounted seven productions. I run the Psychotronic Film Society and the website www.psychotronic.info (now reaching over 200,000 readers a month) along with Propaganda Minister of the Sinister Brian Thomas and Mistress of Mayhem Kat Southerland. I am the Chicago Pope of the Church of the Subgenius, and a member of The Chicago Council on Foreign Relations and the National Strategy Forum. I am also the host of BRING ME THE HEAD OF DEL CLOSE, which follows BETTIE PAGE UNCENSORED at midnight on Fridays and Saturdays